Sick Note

Any bit of fitness and form I had built up was now being coughed out my lungs in the form of green junk. I did what comes natural to any good cyclist and reached for every drug available to my disposal Sudafed, Lemsip, Exputex, Antibiotics, Vicks, Multivitamins, Berocca, Ventolin, Caffeine and Chocolate. Basically, anything I could get my hands to try get me back in working order.

The Arms Race

“I was thinking….” “Go on” “….well you know…” “Go on….” “…how I was saying….” “What, just spit it out??” “...I was thinking of buying a new set of wheels, Now hear me out they are €800 reduced from…………………..” “Hello, Hello???” ***Dial tone************** Later and in not as many words due to the unrepeatability of the … Continue reading The Arms Race